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SHIT FOR FRIENDSSHIT FOR FRIENDS

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IT'S EMPTY FOR NO REASON.

WE WANT YOUR EMAIL. NO SHAME. 😬

We send emails sometimes. Not too often. Not too boring. Just enough to mess with your wallet. Mostly discounts and dumb shit you didn’t plan to buy. It’s a toxic relationship, but it works.

SHIT FOR FRIENDS

SHIT FOR FRIENDS

NOT FOR EVERYONE

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NOT FOR EVERYONE

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BY THE WAY, WELCOME TO SFF - WHERE WE’RE SERIOUS ABOUT NOT TAKING THINGS SERIOUSLY

GUARANTEED GIGGLES

This shit is funny. Period. If you disagree, we respectfully disagree harder.

FREE DELIVERY

Yeah, we’re generous… but not stupid.
Free over $50. You’ll survive.

WE MESSED UP?

Rare, but ok. Damaged, late, or just weird? Tell us. We’ll fix it - just don’t type in all caps.

%%% DISCOUNTS

You buy something… and suddenly we won’t leave you alone with discounts.
It gets weird.

WHY CHOOSE US? BECAUSE NORMAL IS BORING

HERE ARE ALL COLLECTIONS. YOU HAVE THEM ON MENU BUT OK. ↔︎