ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION NEEDED

1. What does this mean?
Exactly.

2. Is there a backstory?
There isn’t. That’s the problem.

3. Will people ask me questions?
Constantly. Don’t answer them.

4. Is this offensive?
Only to people who need everything to make sense.

5. Where should I wear this?
Public places where confusion spreads quickly.

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
• Soft, breathable, made for everyday wear
• Retail fit with classic crew neck
• Side seams + ribbed collar = keeps its shape
• Tear-away label — no annoying neck scratch
• Ethically made (WRAP certified, no shady factories)