HOT SHIT IN A CERAMIC CUP™

Who needs lies in the morning? Not you. That’s why this glorious ceramic vessel of sarcasm proudly screams: TASTES LIKE SH*T – just like your burnt gas station coffee, stale office brew, or that mystery tea you found in the back of the drawer.

Printed with our sassy logo and bad attitude, this mug is for the bold, the tired, and the caffeine-dependent messes we love. Whether you're sipping in shame or proudly parading your bitterness, this cup's got your back.

Perks? Yeah, it has some:

• Holds either 11oz or 15oz of disappointment (your choice).

• Microwave & dishwasher safe – because fuck effort.

• Glossy finish so it at least looks classy.

• Great gift for friends, enemies, coworkers, or that one cousin who vapes and yells “let’s gooo” a lot.

Perfect for every desk, dungeon, or car cup holder where dreams go to die. ☕💩

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