THE TRUST BETRAYER™ - WATER SPRAY LIGHTER

This is not a lighter.
This is a relationship destroyer disguised as help.

Someone: “yo you got a lighter?”
You: “yeah bro”

Cigarette: dead.
Mood: ruined.
You: satisfied.

This evil little thing looks exactly like a normal lighter… until it doesn’t.
Instead of fire? Water straight to the ego.

Perfect for:

• people who won’t stop asking for a light
• coworkers addicted to “just one more smoke”
• that one guy who somehow never has his own lighter

Small. Innocent.
But mentally devastating.

Because sometimes… you don’t argue with smokers.
You hydrate them.

📦 Processing: 1-3 days
🇺🇸 Delivery (USA): 4-8 business days
🌎 International: 5-10 business days

If you live in a normal place - smooth delivery.
If you live in Narnia, Antarctica, or your address just “feels suspicious”… might take a bit longer.