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XS: Width 41.90 / Length 68.58 / Sleeve 21.84
S: Width 45.72 / Length 71.12 / Sleeve 22.61
M: Width 50.80 / Length 73.66 / Sleeve 23.37
L: Width 55.88 / Length 76.20 / Sleeve 24.13
XL: Width 60.96 / Length 78.74 / Sleeve 24.64
2XL: Width 66.04 / Length 81.28 / Sleeve 25.40
3XL: Width 71.12 / Length 83.82 / Sleeve 26.42

Size tolerance: ±3.81 cm

You know that moment… when expectations were high, effort was made, and reality just punches you in the face?

Yeah. This shirt says it for you.

Whether you showed up ready and got disappointed, walked into a club full of regrets, or just wasted your time on absolute nonsense - this is your official uniform.

Loud, bold, and painfully relatable. Wear it once and watch people either laugh… or get personally offended.

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
Soft, breathable, made for everyday wear
Retail fit with classic crew neck
Side seams + ribbed collar = keeps its shape
Tear-away label — no annoying neck scratch
Ethically made (WRAP certified, no shady factories)

📦 Processing: 1-3 days
🇺🇸 Delivery (USA): 4-8 business days
🌎 International: 5-10 business days

If you live in a normal place - smooth delivery.
If you live in Narnia, Antarctica, or your address just “feels suspicious”… might take a bit longer.

YOU WANT THESE. JUST ADMIT IT.

YES, YOU WERE INTERESTED. DON’T LIE.

We'll only send you the kind of shit that’s too good to ignore.