YOUR MOM IS MY CARDIO™ - READ THAT AGAIN

You saw it once.
You laughed.
Then you read it again… and it got worse.

Perfect.

This shirt is not subtle.
It’s not clever.
It’s not even necessary.

It’s just pure, unapologetic “I shouldn’t be wearing this in public” energy.

You don’t wear this to the gym to work out.
You wear this to ruin someone’s concentration mid-set.

Eye contact happens.
They read it.
They process it.

And then… boom.
You’ve officially become the problem.

It’s immature.
It’s stupid.
It’s exactly why it works.

This shirt is for people who:

• still laugh at jokes they shouldn’t
• enjoy making strangers uncomfortable for no reason
• understand that humor gets funnier the dumber it is

📦 Processing: 1-3 days
🇺🇸 Delivery (USA): 4-8 business days
🌎 International: 5-10 business days

If you live in a normal place - smooth delivery.
If you live in Narnia, Antarctica, or your address just “feels suspicious”… might take a bit longer.