WATER SQUIRTLE AKA WINDSHIELD PISSER

Road rage? Meet your new copilot. The Windshield Piss Master 3000 is the ultimate way to flip the bird—without lifting a finger. Slap this squirtin’ legend on the back of your ride, and when some idiot tailgates or honks like a lunatic, just hit the remote and let Squirtle do what he does best: PISS ON THEIR FRONT BUMPER.

Yeah, it’s childish. Yeah, it’s immature. And yeah—it’s hilarious.

Whether you're commuting, cruising, or just feeling petty, this proud little water warrior is here to stand up for you... and pee while doing it.

Because sometimes, the only way to deal with a jerk is to let a toy turtle do the talking.

6 TO 12 BUSINESS DAYS