JD VANCE MEME FACE PILLOW - THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND PANIC LAUGHS

Say hello to the JD VANCE PILLOW — a soft, squishy tribute to one of the most confusing political glow-ups in recent memory. Perfect for anyone who wants to spice up their couch with a face that looks like it just Googled “what is empathy?”

This isn’t just a pillow. It’s a conversation killer, a vibe destroyer, and a perfect way to show your guests you have terrible taste... in politicians and throw pillows.

Toss it on your bed, couch, or straight out the window — it’s weirdly satisfying either way.

Use it to:

• Take naps and dream of better senators

• Trigger your in-laws

• Silently judge people from the corner of the room

Yeah, it’s his real face. And yeah, we put it on a damn pillow.

2 TO 5 BUSINESS DAYS