EMOTIONAL DAMAGE IN CERAMIC™

Looks like a normal mug.

That’s adorable.

Take a sip and suddenly your true emotional status appears: FUCK THIS SHIT.

Perfect for Mondays, meetings, office coffee, fake productivity, and pretending you’re not two emails away from walking into the woods.

It’s subtle from the outside.
Dead honest from the inside.

Will it fix your job?
Absolutely not.

Will it understand you better than HR?
Unfortunately, yes.

📦 Processing: 1-3 days
🇺🇸 Delivery (USA): 4-8 business days
🌎 International: 5-10 business days

If you live in a normal place - smooth delivery.
If you live in Narnia, Antarctica, or your address just “feels suspicious”… might take a bit longer.