CUTE SOFT PENIS - A DECENT GIFT FOR YOUR DICKHEAD FRIEND

Need a gift that screams WTF but in the softest, most huggable way possible? Meet the CUTE SOFT PENIS plush—a long, squishy legend made for cuddles and chaos. Whether you're roasting your bestie or just decorating your bed with questionable taste, this floppy friend comes in sizes from "awww" to "holy shit."

WHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE:

• Built for Squeezes: Stuffed with PP cotton and way too much personality.

• Funny as Hell: Equal parts adorable and inappropriate—just like your friend.

• Instant Conversation Starter: Bachelor parties, birthdays, breakups... this thing shows up.

Snag one, toss it on a couch, and watch the reactions roll in. Because honestly, if you're gonna gift something useless, at least make it soft and shaped like a dick.

Note: Size may vary a bit, but don't we all? 😏

6 TO 12 BUSINESS DAYS