🚽TOP 10 DAD JOKES THAT MADE US WANT TO LEAVE THE FAMILY CHAT

Let’s be real. Dad jokes aren’t just jokes—they’re weapons. Weapons of cringe destruction. They’re the verbal farts of comedy: unwelcome, awkward, and always delivered with a smug-ass smirk.

Whether it’s your biological father, your emotionally unavailable stepdad, or that random dude in the office who calls everyone “sport,” we’ve all been victimized by a solid dad joke. So we took a deep dive into the dark, smelly pit of paternal punchlines and pulled out the Top 10 Worst Dad Jokes That Made Us Want to Launch Ourselves Into Space.

1. "I'm afraid for the calendar... its days are numbered."

➡️ Bro, that joke needs to be left in 1993 next to dial-up and your high school mustache.

2. "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint."

➡️ Honestly? Arrest this man. Immediately. For comedic crimes.

3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

➡️ Wow, groundbreaking. My ears just filed for a restraining order.

4. "Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up."

➡️ This joke laid an egg. And then sat on it for 14 years hoping it would be funny.

5. "What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory."

➡️ I want to personally walk into that factory and shut it down with my bare hands.

6. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

➡️ Sir. Please take your trophy and go far into that cornfield and never come back.

7. "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y."

➡️ Same. But mostly because my brain just shut down from hearing this.

8. "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."

➡️ This joke is colder than my ex’s heart. And somehow less original.

9. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

➡️ We’re filing a class action lawsuit for mental damage. Who’s in?

10. "What’s brown and sticky? A stick."

➡️ …Okay. Fine. That one got us. But still. You're on thin ice, pops.

FINAL THOUGHTS FROM THE TOILET

Dad jokes aren’t just bad. They’re legendary in how bad they are. Like the weird smell in your uncle’s car or those sandals your dad refuses to throw away. But hey—sometimes we need a little cringe to remind us how good real comedy is.

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