DRUNK DOG SWIM CLUB™ – MADE 2 NEW FRIENDS TODAY

You ever get so hammered that you start vibing with literal sea creatures? This shirt captures that energy. A soaked little dog midair with two dolphins like he’s in a Disney channel original movie—but it’s a shitshow.

Perfect for that one friend who says “I love you, man” to strangers at the bar… or for yourself, if you’ve ever done shots and ended up in someone’s aquarium.

Guaranteed to start conversations or get you banned from SeaWorld. Either way, worth it.

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