GIFTS FOR A FRIEND WHO'S LYING HE HAS EVERYTHING

Ever wonder what to get for the man who claims he already has everything? Or maybe you're tired of giving the same old socks and ties? Fear not! At ShitForFriends.com, we specialize in gifts that are guaranteed to knock the socks off even the most well-equipped dude. From prank gifts that will have him crying tears of laughter to shirts that scream "I'm unique," we've got a pile of ideas that are anything but ordinary.

1. The Ultimate Prank Kit
Forget predictable; it's time to crank up the mischief! Our Ultimate Prank Kit is packed with all the classic gags, plus some new ones that are sure to induce side-splitting laughter (and maybe a tiny bit of revenge plotting). From whoopee cushions to fake parking tickets, it’s the perfect way to say, “I love you, man” in a way he'll never forget.

2. Sarcastic T-Shirts
What better way to embrace the inner smart-ass than with our line of sarcastic t-shirts? With slogans like "I speak fluent sarcasm" and "This is my happy face," these shirts are perfect for the guy who loves to wear his heart on his sleeve—and his sarcasm on his chest.

3. DIY Beer Brewing Kit
For the man who loves a good craft beer, why not let him brew his own? Our DIY Beer Brewing Kit comes with everything he needs to start brewing his own signature shit. It's a gift that keeps on giving, especially if you're lucky enough to get invited to taste-test the results.

4. The 'Office Annoyance' Sound Machine
Perfect for the prankster stuck in a cubicle, this sound machine comes loaded with over 20 sounds that are guaranteed to drive coworkers nuts. From a keyboard that never stops typing to a meeting that should’ve been an email, it’s the best way to break the monotony of the daily grind.

5. Customizable Bobbleheads
Nothing says "You're the shit!" like a personalized bobblehead. Just send us a photo, and we'll create a nodding, wobbling mini-me of your buddy. It's a fun, personalized gift that’s sure to occupy a place of pride on his desk or dashboard.


So there you have it—five shitty gift ideas for the man who has everything. Whether he’s a brewer, a joker, or a fashion-forward icon in his own mind, ShitForFriends.com has something that will make him laugh, cry, or both. Don’t settle for boring when you can give a gift that’s as unique and delightful as he is!