{"product_id":"the-trust-betrayer™-water-spray-lighter","title":"THE TRUST BETRAYER™ - WATER SPRAY LIGHTER","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"74\" data-end=\"154\"\u003eThis is not a lighter.\u003cbr data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"99\"\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"154\"\u003erelationship destroyer disguised as help.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"238\"\u003eSomeone: \u003cem data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"194\"\u003e“yo you got a lighter?”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"197\"\u003eYou: \u003cem data-start=\"202\" data-end=\"214\"\u003e“yeah bro”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eCigarette: dead.\u003cbr data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"259\"\u003eMood: ruined.\u003cbr data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"275\"\u003eYou: satisfied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"419\"\u003eThis evil little thing looks exactly like a normal lighter… until it doesn’t.\u003cbr data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"372\"\u003eInstead of fire? \u003cstrong data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"419\"\u003eWater straight to the ego.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"433\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"581\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ds9p2d\" data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"478\"\u003epeople who won’t stop asking for a light\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ifed03\" data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"526\"\u003ecoworkers addicted to “just one more smoke”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g97z3b\" data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"581\"\u003ethat one guy who somehow never has his own lighter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"627\"\u003eSmall. Innocent.\u003cbr data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"602\"\u003eBut mentally devastating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"701\"\u003eBecause sometimes… you don’t argue with smokers.\u003cbr data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"680\"\u003eYou \u003cstrong data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"701\"\u003ehydrate them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DSers","offers":[{"title":"Red","offer_id":53421404782776,"sku":"14:175#AC212-C","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":53421404815544,"sku":"14:29#AC212-A","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange","offer_id":53421404848312,"sku":"14:193#AC212-B","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/2740\/5752\/files\/ff3reasfre.webp?v=1777512065","url":"https:\/\/shitforfriends.com\/products\/the-trust-betrayer%e2%84%a2-water-spray-lighter","provider":"SHIT FOR FRIENDS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}