{"product_id":"infinite-duck-prank™-clean-it-go-ahead","title":"INFINITE DUCK PRANK™ - CLEAN IT… GO AHEAD","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eIt’s just a cute little duck.\u003cbr data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"428\"\u003eRelax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"436\" data-end=\"473\"\u003ePut it on the floor. Walk away. Wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"536\"\u003eSomeone sees it.\u003cbr data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"494\"\u003eSomeone bends down.\u003cbr data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eSomeone picks it up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eBoom. Another duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"637\"\u003eNow they’re committed.\u003cbr data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"584\"\u003eThey can’t just leave it there. That would be insane.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eSo they pick the next one.\u003cbr data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eAnd the next one.\u003cbr data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"688\"\u003eAnd the next one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eBy duck #6, they’re questioning their existence.\u003cbr data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"758\"\u003eBy duck #10, they’ve accepted defeat and possibly developed lower back pain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eThis is not a toy.\u003cbr data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"857\"\u003eThis is psychological warfare… but adorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"966\"\u003eHandmade. Wooden. Completely useless.\u003cbr data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"943\"\u003eWhich makes it perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-section-id=\"1g5em8i\" data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS DUCK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1258\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1by1qjy\" data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1069\"\u003eThink “cleaning the floor” should be a mental challenge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ig1hq4\" data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003eEnjoy watching others slowly lose their sanity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qucy5g\" data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eWant revenge without saying a word\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"t882c9\" data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003eLove chaos disguised as something innocent\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"oktz0p\" data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1258\"\u003eSmile when someone says “what the hell is this??”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"DSers","offers":[{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":53406486954168,"sku":"14:1560#11.5x8.5cm","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/2740\/5752\/files\/yyy23rffes.webp?v=1777158105","url":"https:\/\/shitforfriends.com\/products\/infinite-duck-prank%e2%84%a2-clean-it-go-ahead","provider":"SHIT FOR FRIENDS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}